Thursday, June 12, 2008

I never thought I'd say this...

I’m wearing my first maternity jeans this week, and let me tell you – LUVIN IT! I have no idea why these things aren’t available for all women, not just the ones that get knocked up and go thru 9 months of standing in their closets trying to figure out what the hell is going to fit them that day. I think I need to contact the designer jean companies and express my ideas. It should be a standard choice that you get to make when shopping for jeans. Do you want the ‘low-rise-my stomach is going to hang over and my ass crack is going to fall out” fit, or would you like the “perfect” fit, with a comfortable stretch material at the top instead of the cut-into-your-skin-waistband. I think I would be considered a hero of sorts, don’t you think? I bet Oprah would even call me to be a guest on her show. You KNOW she’d love these.

1 comment:

Kate said...

I don't even know you anymore.