According to my aunt Martha, the Toto toilet is the latest and greatest in technology. After seeing this, I might have to agree!!
If I have any money left over in my budget (does that EVER happen??), then I might consider investing in one of these. I'll be the most popular kid on the block. I'll be the talk of the town...the gossip on the school bus! All of the kids will want to come over and do their business in my toilet. "Have you been to the Burleson's to poop in their toilet? It warms your butt and then cleans it! Dude, that's sweet!"