Wednesday, September 23, 2009

What if the Voice calls while you're gone?

You’d be surprised how many blog entries I come up with in my head that never make it onto paper….or computer screens. And they come at the most random times. In the checkout line at Golden Chick, anxiously awaiting my chicken salad sandwich that is TO DIE FOR. Or changing G’s diaper, and in the midst of applying his prescription butt powder so that his rear-end doesn’t get “yeasty” (Yes, yeasty. I don’t make this stuff up.), AHA! a good idea pops into my head. Inspiration comes in all forms, folks.

And while I’m full of good ideas, GENIUS ideas actually, it means nothing if no one reads this thing. So, I’m channeling my 80’s Kevin Costner for a minute, and asking you all to do me a favor.

If you read this, please leave a comment. I don’t care what you say. It can even be mean. Just leave something. Say Hi. Tell me a funny joke. Anything.

If you’re lucky, more of my genius ideas will make it onto the web. If not, then well….the world is missing out. Big time.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am reading. I am commenting. Waiting for some of these genius ideas to make it to the blog. :)

Sara said...

I like reading your blog :) I am so terrible at updating mine.

More Than A Kevin Costner Fan said...

Your reference to Kevin Costner brought me to your blog...perhaps you could try getting one of those voice reminder things to carry with you when you get your blog ideas and capture it that way for typing up when you have time? When you talk in it at the grocery store everyone will just think you're on the phone with one of those hands free ear devices. LOL!!

Courtney ;-) said...

I love reading your blog ... you crack me up! Keep 'em coming! :)

Anonymous said...

I love Kevin Costner.

Anonymous said...

I love Kevin Costner

Anonymous said...

Kevin Costner is amazing

Anonymous said...

I am such a huge Fan of Kevin Costner

emprice said...

If you blog it, they will come.

Anonymous said...

what about that Kevin Costner

Anonymous said...

I just cant get over how awesome Kevin Costner is

Anonymous said...

Kevin Costner.....That dude is awesome

Unknown said...

I read it!

Anonymous said...

So what kind of drugs are you on? can I get some? LOL I enjoy reading your blogs..you crazy girl!

Mr. B said...

I don't read your blog - oh wait - how did I know to respond if I don't? Hmmmm, good question - ponder that for a while. Keep up the blog - you are very funny and insightful, made more so by the fact that I actually know you! FYI, I am headed to the Orpheum tonight with your parents; should be fun as always.

Liane said...

You are right, if you don't blog the world will miss out BIG TIME!

Beth Webb said...

you want ideas? after seeing pictures from wal-mart, i'd do a lot more shopping at wal-mart...it seems to be a target rich enviroment, to use some of that 'pilot talk'...dad

SIL - Amy said...

oh I read it and what do you think happens to the all the toilet paper in the office bathrooms? You leave at the end of the day and the roll is only a few sheets in and in the morning fresh rolls have appeared. Come on - how much toilet paper can the cleaning companies use? There are 4 stalls with two rolls each just on my floor in the womens!

Mary said...

I love your blog, wish you would post more... BTW what is Grafton going to be for halloween this year? Party on Main St... hope to see ya'll there :)

Anonymous said...

It's Rachel - Girl, I love your blog... always makes me laugh AND think of you....so keeping going!!!
XOXO Rachel SCHMALZ

Anonymous said...

I read it ! =)

Mrs B from Tennessee said...

How do you fall off a blog? I think I fell off. Oh wait, i do read your blog and it is hysterical, funny, and insightful. Don't give up keep going. And......I am going to try and figure out how to get back on your blog automatically!