New kid in town

Move over “shitmydadsays,” because here comes “didthatreallyjustcomeoutofmy13yearoldnephewsmouth?”


“She sucks. Have you seen her table decorations?”

-Walker Floyd, age 13

The Dreaded List

I always seem to be 5 minutes behind on blogging. I realize it is already January 7th, but it’s never too late to make a New Year’s resolution list. And to motivate me to actually make-good on my list this year, I’m blogging about it. Maybe that will help? Some are new resolutions, and others are carry-overs from last year. And the year before, and the year before.

1. Feed the Pig.
2. Organize my life. I am not unorganized, but there are a few aspects of my life that need help, like my home filing system. This was overly apparent when my dad got a call from his 32 year old daughter because she couldn’t find her birth certificate. So he had to go to the safety deposit box in Tennessee, get the 2nd original copy, and fedex it to me in Texas. Completely uncalled for, only because I know my birth certificate is somewhere in my house.
3. Purchase only clothing that I love, to build a wardrobe of classics. Stop buying bargains on a whim that I’m completely eh about in a month.
4. Reduce the fast food consumption. I haven’t had a burger in 6 months, but damn, I love French fries and a diet coke fountain drink.
5. Blog more.

Happy 2010!! I’ll leave you with the annual Webb Family Christmas picture. Not too shabby!